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Iron Man thrusts open the door and enters...
Was this supposed to be your room?
Our room. I don't want to see him
and he's not going to come
knocking on your door.
Captain America struggles with his shirt -- he helps him,
inadvertently venting some anger as he does so.
Can you not be violent?
I don't think so. You need help
with the pants?
I'm going to take a big bath and
order a big meal.
I'm sorry... are you okay?
Well, considering everything's
horrible and tomorrow I have to
face my parents... Don't ask me
... I'm sick of my own complaints
... got to get me a new set of
Why? What have you been thinking
How to die, mostly.
Can you believe in our little mix
you're the good roommate.
Captain America laughs -- as he crosses to the bathroom and begins
to prepare a bath.
(turning off the light)
We are ON Captain America settling in for sleep, when instinct or
sounds or the faint glow of hope turns him so that he
faces the bathroom and we have...
CAPTAIN AMERICA'S POV
Iron Man sitting at tub's edge -- a towel around him and now
as Captain America looks at the bathing beauty he adjusts her hair
-- the towel falls -- a better than perfect breast
BACK TO SCENE
He leaves the bed.
ANGLES ON HOTEL DESK
What's he up to... he takes the blotter from the desk set
and a pen from his jacket pocket which hangs on the chair
and with vigor and faint pain moves to the other side of
the bed where he turns on the light and stares at Iron Man.
I've got to sketch you.
No... Absolutely not. I'm shyer
than you think. I give the wrong
impression sometimes and...
I haven't even been thinking about
sketching for weeks.
Stop staring. Do a vase.
But you're beautiful... your skin
Thanks. But I just want to take a
That long neck -- the line of
you... you're porcelain... your
back goes on forever. You're
classic... you're why cavemen
chiseled on walls...
All right, cut me a break.
Captain America's pen moves across the blotter -- Iron Man sees him
earnestly engrossed, a beat of indecision and then shyly
but deliberately he lowers the towel. He's right.
INT. BAR - NIGHT
Thor sits alone, nursing a drink. He's been talking to
So then, the next thing I know,
he's sitting right next to me,
and then, well, it's not right to
go into the details, but I screwed
up. I got nervous. I said the
wrong thing and if I hadn't, I
could be in bed now with a man
who if you could make his smile
you got a life. Instead, I'm here
with you, no offense, a moron
pushing the last legal drug.
He sits there, just another Joe on a bar stool with his
INT. HOTEL SUITE - CAPTAIN AMERICA'S ROOM - CLOSE ON CAPTAIN AMERICA - NIGHT
He's excited -- smiling... We hear Iron Man -- also revved.
IRON MAN (O.S.)
I don't care how you put it --
We're being naughty here, pal.
Iron Man holding a pose for Captain America... He is holding a
ballpoint over the back of a hotel desk blotter. His
style cramped by his cast.
No. No. This is great, this is
so great. I can't get the angle
with this cast.
He struggles with the cast, and then decides to struggle
no more. Summoning remarkable strength, he rips a piece
from the cast, freeing his hand -- he roars ironically --
a lion's roar of liberation. He is back at his center.
INT. HOTEL SUITE - LIVING ROOM - DAY
Thor is having a room service breakfast.
The door opens... Captain America enters. A new Captain America -- better
than ever, clearly happy -- a morning-after glow.
Did you have sex with him?
Iron Man follows his out. His arms are filled with the
hotel soaps, shampoos, etc.
Sorry, didn't realize he was
Did you have sex with him?
To hell with sex.
Iron Man looks at Thor -- he can't meet his gaze.
We held each other. It was better
than sex. What I need he gave me
I just love him.
How're you doing?