After weeks of digging and speculation, the 2012 Presidential hopeful, Lex Luthor finally found the evidence to prove Superman's "Alien" citizenship. Superman, who recently denounced his American citizenship, could not be contacted for comment. But many joggers who witnessed his "stroll" along America's Highways quoted Superman as saying, "Um... no... really... I'm from Kansas... I mean... Um... Metropolis... Crap... nevermind".
Many people interviewed were confused by Superman's "denouncing the American way", but we were able to speak with a random passerby. Widowed Martha Kent spoke about her deceased husband and his fondness for Superman. "I know Superman has his reasons, but my Jonathan always knew him to have a good kind heart. And I suspect he still loves baseball and apple pie... lets see what Clar... er Superman has to say in the weeks to come.", said Martha.