Friday, December 17, 2010

Bad Comic Book Haiku

First Night
Criminals can be
Cowardly, superstitious.
So I'll be the Bat


One More Day
Beautiful young wife
Traded in for old lady
Spiderman's life sucks


Dead Hero
When will I return
When will sales need that big boost?
Who stays dead for long?

In the Submarine
How old am I now?
I slept through a few decades
entombed in the ice.

From Tracie

Jesica Jones Show?
Network will totes Censor any
Luke Cage doggystyle'n

1 comment:

  1. I now have to rewrite my haiku thanks to Mr. Eich correcting me on just what type of sex Ms. Jones and Mr. Cage were having in Alias #1.

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